Terms of Service

1. Introduction

Welcome to AnatomicallyIncorrect.com ("we," "our," or "us"). By accessing or using our website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("Terms"). Please read these Terms carefully before using our website.

2. Satirical Content

IMPORTANT NOTICE: AnatomicallyIncorrect.com is a satirical website. All content, articles, images, and information presented on this website are entirely fictional and created for entertainment purposes only.

Our content deliberately presents inaccurate, exaggerated, and fabricated information about human anatomy and medical science as a form of parody and humor. None of the "theories," "discoveries," or "research" presented on this website should be taken as factual, accurate, or representative of actual medical or scientific knowledge.

By using this website, you acknowledge and understand that:

• All content is satirical and fictional
• No information on this website should be used for medical decisions, diagnosis, or treatment
• The website parodies scientific and medical information
• Any resemblance to actual medical theories, research, or individuals is coincidental and used for satirical effect

3. Intellectual Property

All content on this website, including text, graphics, logos, images, audio clips, and software, is the property of AnatomicallyIncorrect.com and is protected by copyright and other intellectual property laws.

You may access, view, and share content from our website for personal, non-commercial use. Any other use, including reproduction, modification, distribution, or republication, without our prior written consent, is strictly prohibited.

4. User Conduct

When using our website, you agree not to:

• Use our content for medical advice or healthcare decisions
• Present our satirical content as factual information
• Engage in any activity that could harm, disable, or impair our website
• Attempt to gain unauthorized access to our systems or user accounts
• Use our website for any unlawful purpose or in violation of these Terms

5. Disclaimer of Warranties

OUR WEBSITE AND ALL CONTENT ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" WITHOUT ANY WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT.

WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT OUR WEBSITE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR-FREE, THAT DEFECTS WILL BE CORRECTED, OR THAT OUR WEBSITE OR THE SERVERS THAT MAKE IT AVAILABLE ARE FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS.

6. Limitation of Liability

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, ANATOMICALLYINCORRECT.COM AND ITS AFFILIATES, OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, AND LICENSORS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR EXEMPLARY DAMAGES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, GOODWILL, USE, DATA, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES, RESULTING FROM:

• YOUR USE OR INABILITY TO USE OUR WEBSITE
• ANY RELIANCE PLACED ON CONTENT PUBLISHED ON OUR WEBSITE
• ANY ACTIONS TAKEN AS A RESULT OF CONTENT PUBLISHED ON OUR WEBSITE
• ANY UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR USE OF OUR SERVERS AND/OR ANY PERSONAL INFORMATION STORED THEREIN

7. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless AnatomicallyIncorrect.com and its affiliates, officers, directors, employees, agents, and licensors from and against any and all claims, liabilities, damages, losses, costs, expenses, or fees (including reasonable attorneys' fees) that arise from or relate to:

• Your use of our website
• Your violation of these Terms
• Your violation of any rights of another person or entity
• Your reliance on or use of any content from our website

8. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Any changes will be effective immediately upon posting the updated Terms on our website. Your continued use of our website after any such changes constitutes your acceptance of the new Terms.

9. Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States, without regard to its conflict of law principles.

10. Contact Information

If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at:

legal@anatomicallyincorrect.com